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Luigi wakes up sometime in the evening and decides to go out for a walk. He runs into his old pal Pikachu. Pikachu tells him about this great party going on downtown. "I should probably see if Mario will need me today for anything," says Luigi.

Luigi thinks about it for a second and remembers that he hasn't seen Mario in days. He says, "Oh Mario is probably out with the Princess or something, but I'm sure he won't need my help today."

And, with that, Pikachu and Luigi head to the party.

Luigi didn't know anyone there, but after a few drinks he was dancing like crazy on the dance floor.

Meanwhile, Pikachu was hanging outside with some of his Pokemon buddies. Pichu, one of Pikachu's closest friends, brought a bottle of Jack in his backpack and they start to get sloppy drunk.

Somehow they managed to get up on the roof and continued partying up there. Pichu seemed to have passed out. But, Pikachu, being the trooper he is, was still able to walk and went back into the party.

"Being a cute and cuddly Pokemon does have its good points," thinks Pikachu as he spits game at the ladies at the party. He showed off his moves to the hottest girl he could find, which was working for awhile, but then he fell over his own feet and spilled beer all over her dress. She was pretty mad.

Pikachu decided he'd better take off before anything else bad happened. So, he found Luigi and got out of there. They noisily stumbled home from the party. Luigi was seriously trashed and could barely walk.

A few blocks from the party, Pikachu stopped by a pipe to take a leak.

A little bit farther up the road, a large man appeared and yelled at them to give up their money to him. They tried to tell the man that they had no money on them, but he did not listen. Luigi, being drunk as ever, suddenly believed he had mystic kungfu powers and decided he could take out the stranger all by himself.

All of a sudden, Luigi jumped up Matrix-style and kicked the man in the face.

What Luigi didn't know was that he actually didn't know kungfu or was able to kick the man in the face like that.

The strange man became super angry from Luigi's attempted attack and began to show his amazing power and strength by tossing Luigi around like a rag doll. With Luigi out of the way, the man thought the little animal he was with would be no match for his powers.

But, the man underestimated one thing. Pikachu was drunk and had thereby turned into THE DRUNKEN MASTER! With one deadly Skull Bash, Drunk Pikachu dropped the man to his knees. The man started begging Drunk Pikachu to spare his life and leave him alone.

As he pleaded with Drunk Pikachu, he slowly tried to sneak away. Not realizing the cliff was so close, his feet slipped on the loose cliff side and he fell off the edge.

Drunk Pikachu decided what they needed to get a little high to take their mind off the fighting and back on partying. So, he took Luigi to a small house at one side of town.

After making a purchase inside, Drunk Pikachu lit up and took a huge hit. Then, he passed it over to Luigi.

Luigi took a large hit and wasn't ready for all of it. He started coughing and hacking, which was partially influenced by his already drunken state, thanks to the party they were previously at.

The stuff they were smoking must have been some wild stuff, because all of a sudden Luigi started floating and flying around the house.

While Luigi was off in his own little world, Drunk Pikachu decided to head home and went to sleep.

Luigi "flew" back to the party downtown and passed out on their floor.

What a night for Drunk Pikachu and Luigi! They really had a wild time. What crazy adventure could tomorrow bring for the strange pair? You'll have to find out next time on "MELEE THEATER"!

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