Do you have a restaurant you want us to review? E-mail me and we'll try it, if we can get to the place.

Matt - well. i usually get a fish combo and a big mac. mcdonalds is pretty much where i go when i can't afford anything else. mcdonalds is the poor man's restaurant. mexican people flock to mcdonalds. i'm not being racist, they just do and when i say "flock" i mean like 10-15 of them at once. and uh, their breakfast bagels rock. mcdonalds fries kind of suck.
Isaac - The Big Mac combo is a perfect size meal to fill ya up, and it's damn good. And the special sauce is awesome. The McDonalds fries are ok. They are better than some places.

Matt - chicken fingers rock.
Isaac - I'm going to have to agree. I also like their cheese sticks.
Matt - i like the onion petals. arby's is like the polar opposite of mcdonalds. except without fish. the rich man's fast food. cus it costs like 8 dollars to eat a big meal. their chicken strips are probably the best chicken you can get from a fast food place. i promise i'll say something funny at some point. maybe.
Isaac - But those are a side, not a main course, unless you get a lot of them i guess. Oh I forgot about Arby's Curly Fries. Those rock.
Matt - yes they do. they rock like a fox.

Matt - wendy's! best hamburgers anywhere. and their chicken nuggets are like cocaine. i usually get a double combo biggie sized and chicken nuggets. the double is just right. it's like the perfect amount of sandwich. the triple is overkill.
Isaac - I gotta go for the Spicy Chicken Sandwich. Though their burgers and stuff are good, my favorite is the Spicy Chicken.
Matt - i haven't had their spicy chicken. i'll have to take your word on it. wendy's fries are good too.
Isaac - So your pick for Wendy's is the Classic Double with cheese?
Matt - yes, but their chicken nuggets are bliss too

Matt - i don't go there often. they close too early here. whopper, or double whopper. onion rings ROCK.
Isaac - I go for the Whopper.
Matt - double whopper has everything that makes the whopper rock, but more
Isaac - So, what is your pick for burger king?
Matt - i'd say double whopper, because it's twice as much flame cooked meat

Matt - nachos nachos nachos. all their other shit pretty much tastes the same, but if you are going to force yourself to take a massive shit, taco bell is the best way to do it.
Isaac - Any particular kind of nachos?
Matt - the big one. it has spicey cheese.
Isaac - I always get a # 1, which is a Supreme Burrito and a Supreme Soft Taco. It's good stuff.
Matt - i get a #6 and nachos bell grande. two chalupas and a hardshelled taco and naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachooooooooooooooooos

Matt - jack in the box has curly fries. they're not quite as spicey as arby's but you get a whole fucking mountain of them.
Isaac - You want to give a #1 pick for Jack In The Box? I'll pull an N/A there because there is nothing around.
Matt - so far, that philly cheesesteak rocked the planet

Isaac - You ever have Jim's Pizza?
Matt - jims!
Isaac - in Kendallville? that place rockz
Matt - everyone should go there! it should be a national chain! they would put everyone else out of business. i demand to have jim's every time i'm home.
Isaac - What's your favorite pizza at jim's?
Matt - pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, thin crust, extra spicey. that shit lubes up your intestines almost as well as taco bell. The best part about Jim's is the top sauce. it's just dripping with sauce. everything about jim's is the best.
Isaac - I've always wanted to try Bacon on a Jim's pizza, but I haven't yet
Matt - party hard party hard party party hard. that's what jim's pizza is.

Matt - dominos owns everyone. they have this 2xtuesdays shit. buy one large anything and you get another of equal or lesser value free. so we get like $40 worth of pizza for $20
Isaac - Have you ever had their Chicken things? omg.
Matt - i've had wings from dominos. they're good.
Isaac - What's your favorite thing at Dominos?
Matt - that deal. 2 larges for the price of one. best thing about dominos is the deep dish crust though
Isaac - Any specific toppings? Their Buffalo Chicken Kickers are freaking awesome. That's what I meant.
Matt - nothing specific. are those the wings? or are those boneless?
Isaac - Boneless.
Matt - i need to try those then
Isaac - Boneless Chicken Strips with dipping sauce and they are kind spicy
Matt - yeah, but the ranch sauce makes the wings more than tolerable.
Isaac - They are amazing

Matt - pizza huts here suck, no spaghetti or good bread sticks
Isaac - Well you can rate the one here
Matt - pizza hut's pasta rules. cheesebread rules. none of which they have here. it fucking sucks.
Isaac - any specific pasta?
Matt - spaghetti is good, and cavatini is good, but no vegetables. meatlovers pizza is also the wins
Isaac - I like any pizza with Bacon on it
Matt - pineapple is a good one too. no one ever thinks pineapple is good cooked, but it's like the underdog

Coming Next Time... (maybe)

Isaac - Do you like White Castle?
Matt - i am told many bad things about white castle
Isaac - I love it.
Isaac - Though it's so far away
Matt - denny's rocks because they're open ALL THE TIME
Isaac - hmm I wonder what I get there
Matt - friday's is expensive, but you can get in and out real fast if you call ahead and order take out.
Isaac - I've never been to TGIFridays I don't think
Matt - you aparently like chicken, so you have to get the jack daniel's chicken
Isaac - I'm always up for going back to Liberty too. Yes I like chicken.

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